Im so Peachy :p

*I jumps in and stuffs an air hose in Princess Peach's mouth and starts pumping!*
Princess Peach: What are you doing?
*Peach feels her breasts start to balloon with air!*
Me: Making you even sexier!
Princess Peach: By pumping my breasts up like balloons?
*Peach sees her boobs pump up to cantaloupes!*
Me: Yes!
Princess Peach: I hope my boobs don't burst!
*Peach sees her breasts inflate to watermelons!*
Me: Bigger!
Princess Peach: Oh my, they're getting big!
*Peach sees her boobs balloon to soccerballs!*
Me: Still not big enough!
Princess Peach: Please stop as my breasts can possibly get much bigger!
*Peach sees her breasts inflate to basketballs!*
Me: Almost there!
Princess Peach: They're gonna blow!
*Peach sees her boobs pump up to beachballs before the ballooning finally stops as I take the hose out of her mouth!*
Me: There you go as you got the biggest breasts in the Mushroom Kingdom now!
Peach: Uh thank you although you could've warned me about this!
Me: Oh come on as that would've ruined the surprise!
Peach: I'm surprised all right as I had no idea my boobs could get this big!